December 2009
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TJ: shoot me
Mike T: *click click*
Mike T: wait do you want this to be fatal?
TJ: please
Mike T: 9mm, .5, or .45 ?
TJ: .45
Mike T: you got it
Mike T has left the conversation.
TJ: wuss
Monkeys attack Chinese master with martial arts →
maniacalrage:
From MSN New Zealand:
A Chinese monkey trainer who trained his animals to do martial arts reportedly got the shock of his life when his proteges suddenly turned on him.
File under: Should have seen it coming. (via Kevin Pang)
This just popped into my head - "Politics" edition...
rockuboff:
Why in the world would anyone want to quote Sarah Palin? Is sounding like a rambling, uneducated idiot the new ‘cool’ thing to do? The woman has not one single intelligent thought in her head. Just sayin’…
I don’t get it.
The end.
I really dislike Tumblarity
amandaduncan:
What is “Tumblarity” anyway? I know it’s supposed to be a way to make me feel competitive and write more blogs, but instead makes me feel a tad belittled. Almost as if Tumblr is mocking me and saying “You aren’t as popular as these people…ahahahaha!” It’s like high school all over again! I just want to know how many freakin views my blog has! This is why I still have my trusty...
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To Connected?
I’m starting to wonder if all these ‘social media’ sites I use are all to aware of each other.
I’ve been using my real name for some time now instead of a screen name. This is great because it allows me to have a presence on the internet, but this is horrible because now I have a presence on the internet.
If I use Tumblr to talk about some jackass or post a picture I...
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“We can’t solve problems by using the same kind of thinking we used when we...”
– Albert Einstein, 13 Jan 2008
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Mike T: you doing secret santa ?
TJ: meh...
TJ: i dunno
TJ: you?
Mike T: yeah i dont think i am
Mike T: haha
Mike T: maybe i'll bring munchkins for everyone instead
TJ: i dont know many people outside of marketing and development
Mike T: i'd rather do that
TJ: yea
TJ: i'll bring bagels to trump your munchkins
Mike T: oh snap
Mike T: i'll add coffee
TJ: i'll bring coke
Mike T: i'll bring meth
TJ: i'll bring the cure to cancer
Mike T: i'll bring a sports almanac from the future
TJ: i'll train everyone's parakeets to eat diarrhea
Mike T: damn you got me good
TJ: easy win
Mike T: i'd much rather have all that stuff though
Mike T: make everyone happy
TJ: especially once all the diarrhea is gone
Mike T: a coked up worker is a happy worker
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TJ: go to google and start searching "why won't" and checkout what it suggests :|
Mike T: aaaaand wow
TJ: in order of importance?
Mike T: must be
Mike T: happens to me all the time
TJ: your parakeet wont cooperate?
Mike T: ...stupid parakeet
TJ: haha
Mike T: you have to season it
Mike T: thats what i've found at yahoo answers, at least
TJ: i just puked in my mouth a little
Mike T: try using seasoned salt, typically that's what i do. Source(s): years of working with trained diarrhea-eating parakeets | 5 months ago
Mike T: did you bring food?
TJ: haha, nice transition
TJ: yes
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