The SpiteShow

She's working on Playboy product

TJ: oh hey, did your fiance tell you what she has on her desk, because i been threatening to tell ya
Fil: lol yea she did
TJ: lol
Fil: ...its alittle weird
TJ: yeh, i was talking to her the other day for at least a minute before i noticed the two large 'massagers' on her desk, lol
Fil: ...wow
Fil: disturbing
TJ: lol, if it makes you feel better the boxes appear unopened
Fil: lmao
Fil: "appear"
Fil: haha
TJ: lol, i dont look to intensely because i dont really wanna know
TJ: "Fil, your wife-to-be is having an affair...with a massager!"
Fil: haha
TJ: "She flaunts him around work"
Fil: ... ::shudder::
TJ: hahaha
TJ: i should post this online
Fil: haha don't do it!

Rita, Google, BJs

Patrick: I just caught Rita googling various synonyms for blow job, because she "didn't know what they meant"
TJ: hahahahaha

Rich fears TJ and TJ the cat

Rich: I have a new best friend
Rich: the cat now sits next to me all day when I work
TJ: the vaporizer?
Rich: no, but hes a pretty good friend too
Rich: no matter where I go to work i have a TJ watching me
TJ: hahahaha
Rich: did you plant him in my life?
TJ: yeh, it's been in the works for many years
Rich: i figured as much =)
TJ: i actually have a glass eye, because i took out a real one and had it transplanted into the cat...i then use Martin's woodoo (Czech accent for voodoo) skills to see through it
Rich: hahahahahaha

That is awesome (via david: modernmommy and marc)